failbag:

duskball:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Holy fuxki shit

oh my goD

I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
Lemony Snicket  (via neverseemtostay)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone